There’s really nothing quite like Olympic commentary. Where else can you learn about how a gymnast pulled off a kip, hip circle, Tsukahara, or the ever-elusive Yurchenko?British actor and TV presenter Joe Tracini has boiled down the essence of punditry and added his own, unique spin.He replaced the sport’s barely-comprehensible lexicon with utter gibberish, and we could truly listen to him spout nonsense forever.Related: PHOTOS: The U.S.
men’s gymnastics team are walking, talking thirst trapsHere’s a sample:“Quilted wrists — folds like a crepe. Semi-detached bungalow; cinnamon opinion.
Ankles, oof. Luxury balloon, vol-au-vent and a custard cream. Nice horderve, let down by the biscuit.”Shared via Twitter, the video has racked up over 85K.