This dude hilariously outlines his very reasonable wishlist for his next beau
Why settle when you can have it all? One Reddit user listed 10 requirements for his Mr. Right in the r/askgaybros forum recently, writing, “This is all I want in a guy.
Please tell me if it’s too much, or if I should add anything to the list.”Here’s his wishlist, in full:– Taller than me but not so tall that he makes me look short– Makes over six figures but isn’t consumed by the idea of wealth– Is faithful and pretends that I’m his first boyfriend– Is super jacked but makes me his priority before hitting the gym or meal prepping his food– Likes all the shows I do but isn’t addicted to TV– Has very high standards for a partner but not so high [that I don’t make] the cut– Can speak three-plus languages so he can tell me he loves me in different ways– Is funny and has my exact sense of humor but doesn’t think our relationship is a joke– Is very career-driven but is even more relationship-driven because I’m important– Is super handsome but doesn’t make me look like an old witchIn case it’s not obvious, that Reddit user was parodying other wishlists he’d seen online.
And we admit, it took us a few bullet points to catch on!Related: Gay Redditors list what they look for in a Grindr match, besides looksSome commenters in the thread understood the assignment, so to speak.“Ugh, kween, you didn’t even add that he ought to be of royal blood,” one quipped.
