17.58pm Saturday 2 May 2020. So that was May Day. Gone without me even noticing, let alone celebrating its passage through my life.
Gypsy Rose Lees fans could not have moved quicker. Rita Hayworth’s delivery of Zip in the movie version of Pal Joey was far more memorable.
Things did happen but not in any way related to May Day as such. Late last Thursday evening I went into the kitchen and switched on the light.